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Oooh... something is wrong today... incredibly wrong... terribly wrong! Something had gotten into me
Wooo hoo!! It's the new year and I've already forgotten what my new year resolutions are! :p Anyways... something weird happened today!!! THE QUEEN WENT JOGGING!!! Yes thank you! Please give a round of applause!! The fat, gluttony, obese, extremely horrifying and extremely un-appealing me went jogging!!! Nope.. it's not to lose weight cos I don't think it's going to be permanent!!! Heee actually it's because I have to go for a full body checkup this weekend and I suspect that I will get bad news from the doctor!! "You have horrible choletrol level," the doctor said. "You got high blood pressure!!! You got diabetes!!! Ohohoho! I THINK YOU'VE GOT THYROID!!!" Yeah... I somehow got the feeling that I am suffering from thyroid!!!! Please help me!!! So much bad news!!! I'd probably be fired from my company even before I got confirmed!!! What's thyroid, you all ask?? Well you see, experts says that if your eyes buldged and your throat hurts, it's an early sign of thyroid. So ta da! My eyes are huuuge! And my neck and throat had been hurting for the past few months!!!! And I get sick easily too recently... maybe I'm suffering from a horrible disease that I am unaware of!!! I should buy some insurance now... hahahah... at least I don't die in vain! Hohoho! Well talk about dying... too much death nowadays... it's sad... too sad... and self centered little me think that her life is pathetic!! There are people out there who didn't even have a roof above their heads!!! Now that makes me feel somewhat better... okay back to the Queen of sagging belly and her little jogging expedition... the Queen had a shock of her life when she got to the jogging track... THE PLACE IS APPARENTLY USED BY SOME FOOTBALL CLUB AND SOME FOOTBALLERS ARE PRACTICING ON THE FIELD!!! She almost turned around to go back home but what the heck... she feels to ugly to attract attention... anyway... the Queen of sagging belly got changed and with her music plugged in her ears and blasting japanese rock songs, she ran without a care in the world... experts says again that running with music can actually be motivating... yeah I guess it does work... so the Queen ran for like 1 round and walked another 4 rounds... ooooh now the story is getting hotter... apparently the football club is... ahem it's not Manchester United (I wish!) but it's Sinchi FC!!! Oooh and they have loads of ahem... gorgeous hunks with T-shirts full of sweat (sexy!!!) and mini shorts!!! *sweats* oooh ooh there is this one super hunk with this golden blonde hair and he looked absolutely delectable! Anybody a big fan of Sinchi FC??? Anyone know his name??? Ohhh apparently there are some Malays there too... but I'm not interested cos they looked extremely young... I think they played football well... mmmm... suddenly football seemed like a pretty innnnteresting game!! I thought of staying to watch them play a bit but then my legs hurts, my brain hurts and my arms hurts so I decided to walk home (which is like 4 kilometres walk) but halfway, she decided to take a bus cos she's too exhausted... bet I stink the bus up!!! Hohoho!!! I am sooooo like thinking of singing up at MubMub's gym for $600 but I don't even have that much money now and I don't even know how to save up!!! Maybe paying that much would motivate me to do some exercise!!! But ooooooooohhhhh... the thought of going to a fitness centre with its perfect and beautiful people in there is like going to hell... everywhere I turn... stands a beautiful girl... with nice toned abs... nice legs... nice skin... fashionable hair... oooohh... and what's with their fashionable gym outfit??? Aren't you supposed to exercise in baggy pants and baggy shirts??? Huh? Huh? And how does one exercise wearing a thong/g-string? Okay... gyms aren't for me I guess... cos I'll be like paying $600 for fees, $90 for a new pair of running shoes, $100 on gym apparels, $50 for additional bus fares to go to a gym... oooh to much stress... too much pressure!! I'll just go to a jogging track and pay 40 cents for the locker and I get to run with old people and old aunties, little kids and I get to see nice sweating bods of football players and what's the best news?? Everyone wore baggy shirts and baggy pants!!! Yes!!! That's it!! It's not like going to a fashion show "Ooh check out my Fila outfit!! Don't I rock??" Said Bitch A. "Ooh Fila? Check out my latest Adiddas gymwear!!! I rock more than you, Bitch!" Bitch B said. "Make way, Ladies! Check out my free The Matrix movie T-shirt in XXXL size! And my cheap pants in XXXXXXL size!!! I rock and I don't even have to be a bitch about it!" The Queen of sagging belly wished she could say that line someday! So sigh... I talked crap again and oooh I see some really offended faces out there!!! I shall shut up now... who wants to go to a gym all pretty and nice can do as they like... it's none of my business... yeah I am just some jealous fat old woman... yeah everyone happy now?? I guess so... now I shall go drink more water to detoxify my body! *burps*
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